it's a kind of seal island

SHENANIGANS AND SPECULATION 2012

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating May 21, 2012 04:43

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

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SANTA DOESN'T EXIST: SWTS FINALE CAPTION POST

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating Dec 23, 2010 18:05

BOOOO, NO MORE CAPTION POSTS. BUT YAY FOR SOMEONE WINNING WHO DESERVED IT! TIME TO BREAK OUT THE SPIKED EGGNOG AND PARTY!

(ALSO, GET READY FOR A SHITTON OF SPARKLE TEXT. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS, WHY NOT?!)

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YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS BEFORE YOU CAN CALL THEM

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating Sep 26, 2010 19:32

I COULDN'T RESIST THE CHANCE TO CAPTION THIS. (IT'S ONLY THE FIRST HALF - FOR SOME REASON THE SECOND PART IS BEING A SLORE AND NOT WANTING TO BE CC'D. IF ANYONE WANTS ME TO MAKE A POST OF THAT, JUST GIVE ME A HOLLA.)

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THE BEST SKATING VIDEOS EVER

meanderling wrote in ontd_skating Jul 31, 2010 19:43

POST THE BEST SKATING VIDEO EVER

DO YOU HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING THE BEST SKATING VIDEO OF A SKATER YOU WANT TO START WATCHING?

DO YOU FIND IT ANNOYING TO PICK THROUGH HUNDREDS OF VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE?

DO YOU WANT TO SLORE OUT YOUR FAVOURITE SKATING PERFORMANCE?

DO YOU HATE RHETORICAL QUESTIONS?

( I HOPE THE ANSWER IS YES BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS KIND OF AWKWARD )

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SKATER DAWGS

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating Jul 23, 2010 11:25

THANKS FOR PUTTING THIS SILLY IDEA/EATING UP OF MY TIME INTO MY HEAD, ORANGE BRO.

]I KNOW I FORGOT A TON OF PEOPLE, BUT I WAS JUST THINKING OF YOUR BANDWITH. ♥]

( WOOF. )

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TIME FOR A SRS POAST ABOUT SRS BSNS

arachne1 wrote in ontd_skating Jul 10, 2010 23:38

TIME FOR SOME

YOUTUBE CAPTIONS

( WARNING: BRO-SER KILLING )

it's a kind of seal island, random idk, which i don't even know what that is

WHEN THE ALPHABET GOES HORRIBLY WRONG

martydressler wrote in ontd_skating May 29, 2010 14:13

THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER E, THE NUMBER 3, AND MY OVERWHELMING WANT TO SEE EVAN ON SESAME STREET.

[OH YEAH, I THREW IN CLOSED CAPTIONING FOR THOSE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH DWTS WITHDRAWL.]

( FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE )

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